Tuesday, 20 October 2015

Funny quotes about marriage

Common guys let's laugh a little...

  • If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage you can't even change a TV channel.
  • Listening to your wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website, you understand nothing but you still agreed.
  • Husband is the head of the family and wife is the neck that turns it around.
  • Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook, but the law allows only one wife.
  • When I married Ms right,i didn't know her first name was Always ( ms always right).
  • All men are brave, horror movies don't scare them, but five(5) missed calls from wifey...... surely..... 




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